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We tried to pull off the hamjob;
but, it got too sticky for us.

One pig said to another:
"What we havin' for supper?"
The other replied
"Nothin', rent prices been jumpin'"
"What about we try to rob a bank?
try to score some soy beans and some dank."
"Hey! That's not such a bad idea."
"Better than that last job we had at IKEA"
"We should try to go and think of a plan"
"Get a blueprint ready to rob the man!"

After buncha plannin' and time well spent
"We are ready in the van our homie sent."
"We took out the alarm, so let's break in."
"But from the corner, man, we smell bacon!"
"Fuck! There's a cop here, what should we do?"
"Just act like we work for the government too.
They take our money without us knowin' it."
They tried to pull off the job, but they ended up blowin' it.

"Oh, we're just an undercover team pursuin' to
give this to the rich and not get caught."
"Well in that case, show me what ya got!"
In that moment, they realized he's a pig too,
just tryna steal money from people like me and you.
"Grab all the money, run for the hills!"
Funny how jaded men can be by some bills.


from Illegitimate Business, released July 8, 2017



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