We're the Muffin Men,
We've got lots to sell.
We've got an illegitimate business and a story to tell.
It all started when we got incarcerated.
We were feelin' low, pretty jaded.
You know I said it'd be better if we waited,
but my boys just wanna get faded.
So we found some prison dealers,
bought an appetizing cookie.
Started lightin' it up like a couple of rookies.
The dealers said
"Whatcha couple kids playin' hookie?"
"Just take a bite, you'll start seeing wookies!"
Just one bite of that sweet delight,
It wasn't too long before our trip was takin' flight
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