Funky Muffins

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We're the Muffin Men,
We've got lots to sell.
We've got an illegitimate business and a story to tell.

It all started when we got incarcerated.
We were feelin' low, pretty jaded.
You know I said it'd be better if we waited,
but my boys just wanna get faded.

So we found some prison dealers,
bought an appetizing cookie.
Started lightin' it up like a couple of rookies.
The dealers said
"Whatcha couple kids playin' hookie?"
"Just take a bite, you'll start seeing wookies!"

Just one bite of that sweet delight,
It wasn't too long before our trip was takin' flight


from Illegitimate Business, released July 8, 2017



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