Illegitimate Business

by Dysfunktone

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Illegitimate Business is Dysfunktone's debut release. This self-produced work touches your heart and tugs on your muffins.

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released July 8, 2017

Recorded, engineered and produced by Dysfunktone at Dysfunktown Studios.

Rob Meza: Guitar, Vocals
Brandon Hanna: Guitar, Vocals, Sub Phatty
David Wolfsohn: Bass, Vocals, Sub Phatty
Dakota Henry: Drums

Vocals on Pink Sunset and Small recorded by Kevin Kelly at The Workshoppe East.

Mastered by Kevin Kelly at The Workshoppe East.

Album artwork by Scott Reill

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Track Name: Hamjob
We tried to pull off the hamjob;
but, it got too sticky for us.

One pig said to another:
"What we havin' for supper?"
The other replied
"Nothin', rent prices been jumpin'"
"What about we try to rob a bank?
try to score some soy beans and some dank."
"Hey! That's not such a bad idea."
"Better than that last job we had at IKEA"
"We should try to go and think of a plan"
"Get a blueprint ready to rob the man!"

After buncha plannin' and time well spent
"We are ready in the van our homie sent."
"We took out the alarm, so let's break in."
"But from the corner, man, we smell bacon!"
"Fuck! There's a cop here, what should we do?"
"Just act like we work for the government too.
They take our money without us knowin' it."
They tried to pull off the job, but they ended up blowin' it.

"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU PIGS IN THERE DOIN'?!"
"Oh, we're just an undercover team pursuin' to
give this to the rich and not get caught."
"Well in that case, show me what ya got!"
In that moment, they realized he's a pig too,
just tryna steal money from people like me and you.
"Grab all the money, run for the hills!"
Funny how jaded men can be by some bills.
Track Name: Small
Don't sweat the small things.
They'll really mess with your head.
Don't go missin'
Sleep from your bed.

Pencil broke and lost a pick,
maybe I'll just call out sick.
Lost a twenty, one too many.
But I think I'll live.

Don't stress, don't moan.
You are not alone.
Surely, this isn't even a big deal.
Those things will pass with time
and everything is gonna be just fine.

Don't sweat the small things.
They'll really mess with your head.
Don't go stressin'
What you shoulda said.

Woke up late and it started to rain.
Why won't this guy stay in his lane?
Saw a crash and drove right past,
This drive is such a pain!

Don't stress, don't moan.
You are not alone.
Surely, this isn't even a big deal.
Those things will pass with time,
and everything is gonna be just fine.
Track Name: Funky Muffins
We're the Muffin Men,
We've got lots to sell.
We've got an illegitimate business and a story to tell.

It all started when we got incarcerated.
We were feelin' low, pretty jaded.
You know I said it'd be better if we waited,
but my boys just wanna get faded.

So we found some prison dealers,
bought an appetizing cookie.
Started lightin' it up like a couple of rookies.
The dealers said
"Whatcha couple kids playin' hookie?"
"Just take a bite, you'll start seeing wookies!"

Just one bite of that sweet delight,
It wasn't too long before our trip was takin' flight
Track Name: Pink Sunset | Purple Dusk
The moment is here,
and finally it's time.
I would regret my dear
if i didn't make up my mind.
'Cause I wanna wash away with you.
What else am I supposed to do?
I won't let the sun set on you.

This moment comes once in a lifetime.
I want you to be all mine.
I can see the future in your eyes.
We should stay here 'till sunrise.

When the sun sets, it'll be too late to show your feelings to her
This is the chance that you must take.
When the sky turns pink it means it's time to let her know how you feel.
Let her know that what you feel is real.